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I think the time has come to kick NeverHacker off the forums.

Currently Playing:
Celeste and Electronic Super Joy

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I don't think there are really any problems with this thread given that it's in the off topic subform forum and isn't hurting anybody (unless there's something that I've missed).

If NeverHacker wants to post silly stuff in a thread that's for silly stuff, then he can go ahead.

Cheese
==========
cheesetalks.net

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themacmeister wrote:

I think the time has come to kick NeverHacker off the forums.


LOL well put, kickmeister! :doh:
...I know what you mean tho I also agree with Cheese's above statement

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I actually enjoy the thread! Although I don't get it with Saturn, NeverHacker?!

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man this is weird... who's the dancing bear?


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31 (edited by NeverHacker 2014-12-09 19:58:14)

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Clarifying Doubts: About the photo of saturn ... understand if you read my profile! Well, this is the post publication of jokes and stupid things, haci if someone wants to upload something new ... it is welcome! for those who do not like this thread can pass high.
http://www.blogdehumor.com/wp-content/2009/09/gif-divertido-17.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1966700/estupido-o.gif

¿what´s up? *Gus

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if you read this, you are awake!

¿what´s up? *Gus

33 (edited by NeverHacker 2014-12-09 20:26:39)

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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

¿what´s up? *Gus

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”

Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

“I’m not interrupting you, I’m putting our conversation in full-duplex.”

A logician tells a colleague his wife just had a baby.
- Is it a boy or a girl?
- Yes.

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

“My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.”

Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.

The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

The farther south you go, the more dollar stores there are.

The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N).

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

The truth is out there...anybody got the URL?

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously.

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

“I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore.”


and my personal favorite...    “Hey! It compiles! Ship it!”

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ROFL

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What is ROFL?
explains wacho piolaaa!!

¿what´s up? *Gus

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Questions must be answered.

~DEV

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Vidski's jokes for the win! And also:

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O." The second says, "I'd like some H2O too." The second one dies.

Here are all of my level contributions. Please test and give constructive criticism.

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ROFL


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dtb wrote:

man this is weird... who's the dancing bear?

that man is "El atendedor de boludos"
Translated: "the Attendant of jerk/stupid/idiot/*#@!%"

¿what´s up? *Gus

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41 (edited by Mrko 2018-12-02 08:34:19)

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.

On Neverball circa 2013!
Fall-out!

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Yo tengo mi chiste malo en español

-Oye estas muy obsesionado con la comida

+No se a que te refieres croquetamente

Malisimo tongue

I'm SuperBallMaster, but i like MSB <3
My last set: MSB part THREE!
Come to my page: Msb Neverpage
Youtube channel: MsbOfficial

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this is a topic for jokes hmm...

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4 set   5/25  5  set   8/25
1 set here  http://neverforum.com/fmpbo/viewtopic.php?id=3417   ps  now everything works
I want to note that my set is made for clockwork version!!!!!!!!!! (clockwork 1.6.0.4)

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quiet hour-I said at 2 am, put down the drill and picked up the guitar big_smile

2 set 20/25  3 set  11/25
4 set   5/25  5  set   8/25
1 set here  http://neverforum.com/fmpbo/viewtopic.php?id=3417   ps  now everything works
I want to note that my set is made for clockwork version!!!!!!!!!! (clockwork 1.6.0.4)

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The programmer comes to the library: "Where's the librarian?" - In the archive. - Unarchive it, please.

2 set 20/25  3 set  11/25
4 set   5/25  5  set   8/25
1 set here  http://neverforum.com/fmpbo/viewtopic.php?id=3417   ps  now everything works
I want to note that my set is made for clockwork version!!!!!!!!!! (clockwork 1.6.0.4)

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- What is the difference between computers and programs? - Computers get smaller, faster, and cheaper over time, and programs get bigger, slower, and more expensive over time.
...
One programmer calls another: - Yes, I'm making a website, and I forgot the patronymic of the customer. I searched the entire Internet and didn't find anything, and it's inconvenient to call and ask. "Don't hesitate to call and ask." He must know where to look
...
The chief of the computer company calls one of the programmers and says: - in the course of your work in our company, an error occurred. Try to quit and get another job..

2 set 20/25  3 set  11/25
4 set   5/25  5  set   8/25
1 set here  http://neverforum.com/fmpbo/viewtopic.php?id=3417   ps  now everything works
I want to note that my set is made for clockwork version!!!!!!!!!! (clockwork 1.6.0.4)