1 (edited by NeverHacker 2014-01-09 22:14:49)

Topic: Stupid, Nobody and None

Habían tres amigos que se llamaban Tonto, Nadie y Ninguno.
Tonto va y le dice al policía:
Nadie se cayó al pozo y Ninguno lo está ayudando.
Entonces el policía le responde:
¿Usted es tonto?
Sí, ¡Mucho gusto!

They had three friends who called Stupid, Nobody and None.
stupid goes and tells the police:
Nobody fell into the well and None is helping.
Then the policeman replied:
Are you Stupid?
Yes, Nice to meet you!

jajajajaja

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Hey, what is worse, ignorance or indifference?
Not know, nor do I care.

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sell my car! petrol to buy

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Nice. Maybe this should be the official joke thread.

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jajaja

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Did you hear about the two TV antennas that got married?

The wedding was awful, but the reception was excellent!

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Shakespeare wrote:

Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant?

Because its period was late.

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What did the dog say when it sat down on sand paper?

Rough, rough!

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Man: "Doctor, Doctor! I've just swallowed an entire sheep by accident"

Doctor: "Well then... how do you feel?"

Man: "Very ba-a-a-ad"

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Jaimito asks the teacher:
- Master, do you punish me for something I did not?
- Of course not, Jaimito.
- Ahh, for that good, because I did not do my homework.

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dtb wrote:

Man: "Doctor, Doctor! I've just swallowed an entire sheep by accident"

Doctor: "Well then... how do you feel?"

Man: "Very ba-a-a-ad"

That's a very ba-a-a-ad joke.

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How do you keep yourself from loosing the world's best time for completing Retour de Force 20?

You can't, it's a Nevertable.

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What Could Go Wrong?
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8009103616/h6542BB24/

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http://mejorvendedor.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/todos-a-bordo-fail.jpg

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Adidas
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16 (edited by NeverHacker 2014-12-09 19:48:04)

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LOL
https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s526x296/1619412_574959989256492_2000543265_n.jpg?oh=7a2d4072100a0b2f13cbacaf1d813aec&oe=551745B5

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17 (edited by NeverHacker 2014-12-09 19:48:40)

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successful level
https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1623574_574960129256478_225787127_n.jpg?oh=70bc15d53ecbd67dbdb3f347d97d7b11&oe=54FDAD0D

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18 (edited by dtb 2014-01-22 10:19:03)

Re: Stupid, Nobody and None

ed49 wrote:
dtb wrote:

Man: "Doctor, Doctor! I've just swallowed an entire sheep by accident"

Doctor: "Well then... how do you feel?"

Man: "Very ba-a-a-ad"

That's a very ba-a-a-ad joke.

sa-a-a-ad to hear that

but thanks for telling, so now I know :doh:

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dtb wrote:
ed49 wrote:
dtb wrote:

Man: "Doctor, Doctor! I've just swallowed an entire sheep by accident"

Doctor: "Well then... how do you feel?"

Man: "Very ba-a-a-ad"

That's a very ba-a-a-ad joke.

sa-a-a-ad to hear that

but thanks for telling, so now I know :doh:

lo-o-o-ol :')

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Do you speak English?
-¿Cómo se dice usted?
-Do you speak English?
-¡No lo eniendo!
-Le pregunto que si habla usted inglés.
-¡Ah sí, perfectamente!

jajaja

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Va un zorro inglés por el desierto y se tropieza con un camello, a lo que el zorro dice:
-I’m sorry.
Y el camello le contesta:
-I’m camelli.

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Might as well face it, you're addicted to air.

@dtb: I meant bad as in pun-like, not bad as in bad.

@NeverHacker's second to most resent joke: "I speak English perfectly!" LOL.

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23 (edited by NeverHacker 2014-12-09 19:47:28)

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Here is a video of "Los puntos cardenales"(The cardinal points) - "Cumbia papal"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl … cOTNHmGpO8

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24 (edited by NeverHacker 2014-12-09 19:46:05)

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Home sweet home
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Jaja! ;D
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